> Shrouded in darkness;

~~Friday, November 6, 2009~~

5:11 AM

AHHHH can't blive Mr Sng
is like really going....
Tho I know....
that we yr1s didnt really
know him much, BUT he really did
alot for DHS lah....
And really he always trys to
establish like good bonds
with us his students la.
I cant say that
我真的跟他有近距离的关系 la
cos i only talked to him once
but imma really touched by
what he did for our seniors.
And also, seriously.
HOW MANY PRINCIPALS WILL:
-after u greet them, start to ask how are you, and like, have a nice day?
-will offer to fetch you hom?e?
-will admit his own mistakes, even laughing at himself
-will dance a stupid dance and get unglam pics of himself taken?
-fight for OUR rights and allow such freedom for a school?
-feel on OUR behalf?
SO you see,
he's like the
BEST
BEST
BESTEST
principal
a school can ever hope for.
ALSO
the youngest principal EVER in SIN-GAH-PUR.
Yeah, my mum was like
YOU GOT A REAL GREAT PRINCIPAL, MR SNG!!!
And I was like
WHO DA HECK IS MR SNG?
then she tugged e to the trophy are, and
jabbed her finger at his pic THERE!!!!
I was like OHHHHHHH.....
so what?
And now I really get
what my mum said.
But there's just a lil' prob.
He's not REAL GREAT,
he's THE BEST YOU CAN EVA HOPE/WISH FOR,
IN YOUR DREAMS.

Will you ever notice me...

~~Monday, November 2, 2009~~

5:26 AM

I am really PO-ed....
OMG i cant believe my parents could
EVER do this to me. We shld seriously
go for counselling.
Bcos if this freaking charade goes on i might
AS WELL end this whole thing for them.
I cant belive that my dad
went to check up my stuff.
IT WAS JUST A SONG.
so what if there was kissing scenes?
IT'S ANIME.
okay, so you think it's PORN
or something? Get a fucking life.
Seriously. No boyfriend for me, FYI.
I dont have:
LOOKS
MONEY
and OHYEA. my parents are TEACHERS.
this was a BIG reason why Dodo didnt
stead with me. Yeah.
Sure, lots of people get pregnant
...underage sex, wadeva.
But THINK. how can i
get pregnant without a guy?
OHHHHH so I'm a plant or smething?
Asexual repro? or what, I didnt know
that you can be lesbo
and get babies.
You know,
maybe one day, you, my parents may read this.
You probly gna get real disappointed.
But really. How long can you rein me in?
The more you hold me,
the more i just want to go free.
Shldn't you know?
I know you've been suspecting.
You dont think Im staying back for guides at all, right?
Also, you're attributing my results to being in love too?
also my liking to read/watch ♥ stories?
HAH dont think I dont know.
CHILDREN ARENT STUPID.
Seriously you guys dont evn trust/love me.
But who cares? One day
I'll just go.
And you'll be
happy then, won't you?

Will you ever notice me...

~~Thursday, October 15, 2009~~

1:19 AM

A 16yr old virgin goes to confession.
"Father, I called a guy a son-of-a-bitch yesterday."
"why did u call him that?" the priest asked.
"Because, father, he touched me on my a without permission."
"Like dis?" the priest touches her arm.
"Yes father."
"But thats no reason to call him a SOAB!"
"But father, he touched my breasts."
"like this?" he touches her breasts.
"Yes father."
"That's STILL no reason to call him a SOAB!!"
"But then father he took off my clothes."
"Like this?" he takes off her clothes.
"Yes father."
"That's still no reason to call him a SOFB."
"But then Father, he put his TOOT into my TOOT."
"you mean like this?" he puts his TOOT into her TOOT."
"yes father" she says sometime later.
"but thats no reson to call him a SOFB."
"but father he has AIDS."
"SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!"

this guy comes home late, and to avoid a
scolding by his wife, he decides to
orally satisfy her. Going under the covers,
he does the deed. after that he goes
to the bathroom to wash off the
disgusting taste in the mouth.
He sees his wife sitting on the toilet bowl.
"HOW THE HELL DID U GET HERE B4 ME??"
the wife puts a finger to her lips, saying
"SHHHH... mother's spending the night
here! she's just right on our bed."
.......SHIT!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Will you ever notice me...

1:04 AM

Ok, this is really a fun day.
But I dun think it will be anymore
after my mum finds out that
I am sneak-using the com..
ON THE OTHER HAND
she is in JB..... Will i be lucky...
Today I totally FLUNKED
Geography la. I'm sosososososoooo dead.
and haiz today i also half-way sick AGAIN.
OH SHIATZ! I forgot that i
still got my heated-up lunch.
Its probably cold now shitshitshit!!
Aiya i later eat can liao
just dun let my mum noe.
Anws just discovered Jie's blog~~
damn funny HAHA.
all jokes like no posts liddat
but ISNT THAT THE FUN?
Okok, heres an excerpt.

This guy comes in to the doc.
"Doc you GOTTA help me!
Something terrible has happened!!"
The doc goes "Wads the prob?"
The guy says "Its kinda hard to say...
lemme show you..." and
he drops his pants and
theres this HUUUUUUGE dick
hanging down to his KNEES.
The doc goes "WTFH man when
did this happen???"
the guy starts crying.
"IT STARTED SHRINKING A WEEK AGO!!!"

U know wad?
I think i'm gna post some of Jie's
jokes in my blog cos its
REALLY REALLY SICK and DAMN FUNNY!!
the blue words will be the jokes ok??
Anws lets just leave that for awhile
then in my next post I'll post it ALL..

Anws there was this crazy unlce on the
158 bus today and he
started scolding us dhsians, EVRYONE OF US
called us dogs. Like wth.
AIYAH I cannot stand it
I MUST POST THE JOKES LA!!
tell u ppl the story nxts.
baibai~~
gd luck and jyjys for exams!!

Will you ever notice me...

~~Wednesday, September 23, 2009~~

10:37 PM

Hie peoplez I am back muahehes.
I always let my blog die andden ling shi come
back and save it from extinction.
Anws today Tofu is in a real good mood
so I think SOMEONE shld go tok to him.
AHEM, KOFF KOFF.
GO FOR IT!! or else you tell me also no use rite.
Dun preach but DODODOOOOOOO!!
ANd stupid history essay. I tot
no more exams liao...then suddenly
buBAMMMM....history stupid thingy
and i didnt even finish the freaking thing
and the TOFU started l8r
than moi but that dadadom finished EARLIER than me!!
Like, MUCH MUCH earlier!!! EEARGH....
I was like doing the question b) and
he was just slacking rite bside me boohoos..
but he got help me abit. HEHEHEEE *rubbing my eeevil fingers].
OMYGAWD just lost to Joanelle in Typing Maniac.
I AM NEVER GOING TO LISTEN TO JOANELLE AGAIN.
andden walao is mr lum sabo me one lor
I was actually gna die but at least
I wont die so easy if that guy nvr pop up hre lor..
And argharghargh AM SO SIANED
I wanna go out with Pa's frens now
at least can go swimming....
And hor just rmbed.
I am gna challeng Tofu
to anothr malay speaking thing again.
And actually he say i cannot call him tofu..
but
WHO CARES?
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right?

Will you ever notice me...

~~Wednesday, September 2, 2009~~

10:45 PM

Kind of weirdedly happy now
tho I know I probs will fail
ALLLLLLL my freaking tests.
Cos the IDIOT ARSEHOLE
LEE SENG LEE
come and bully me, say
that iF i dun give him the
stupid Geog file then he tmrw
will gimme DETENTION.
WAHT THE FUCKING HELL
you this idiot Seng Lee wan die isit...
I tmrw hao bu rong yi
early go home then later
he go freaking gimme
DTENTION then I seriously
will plan go hamtum him...
Today Tofu the xingqing like not bad...
laff alot and rlly I prefer
this new him, but he is still
the =.= look and like
still as cold and everyting...
I wonder if Jaja will b
THE ONE who will thaw this
thickheaded =.= =.= =.=.....LOL
Ohyayayaya
did you know yesterday I had dis realy
weirdedededdddd dream...
Is that I go shopping with
Xuannie Zehui and Mummie[surprisingly Drea was ABSENTE]
andden suddenly S.R. NATHAN
come and tell me
Let's go SHOPPING.
WAHAHAHAAA I KNOW its so randoo
Then I go buy shoes and actually wan dis
zinc bag but thre dunhav....[ dis is still e dream btws]
then later see Xuannie theall andden
suddenly my S.R. Nathan disappeared LOL...

Xinyu says I am damn boliao to
dream of S.R. Nathan...

NOOOOOOO LORH......I am very zhen jing de.......
WAHT THE FUCKING HELL one of my
ear lobe thingy swollen...then Xinyu and Xuannie say mayb I listen too
much earphone...u0u hmph....
then xinyu singing NDP song and saying
Chunlin's name repeatedly LOLLLLLL

LMFAO looking at Xinyu's blog I am gonna die of laffing....

Reminds me....YIXUAN whre's our sick list???

Anws am so sianes shall go blog-hopping....
Later got CP test wth i ALSO NVR STUDY...
den after tht gg East Coast get sand for...WAHT ELSE ...Guides activity...
Today Daddy bully me =.====.= WHY IS MY FONT SUDDENLY SO Small

BYEBYEBYE~~~~

Will you ever notice me...

~~Tuesday, July 28, 2009~~

11:52 PM

I’m writing this in school
and I’m so pissd cos the stupid
blogger didn’t show the diff fonts!!!!
Anyway I went to Jia Wei’s blog
and it was GAWDDAMN funny!!
It’s like he and my brothr, Janel and the others
had this stupid weird and damn funny
farting competition…of course
it was FAKE and all taken in diff shots!!
Cos they all in Animatn so
all of them were taught to
do that kinda stuff…
and Jia Wei made it like
my bro had farted off to space
but actually he just left the cam la~
Then they do till like Jia Wei also blsted off
And my bro had cum bck and
Had to go bck to gt him LOL guys^^.
I am so sained recently and I dun evn noe WHY
And I posted this comment
‘I wanna be a bitch but I’m just too nice’
And I SO regret the comment
Cos now it’s like a ‘FUCK YOU’ match
between me and Jeremy NOW,
almost like last time I was feeling bad
and complained online FB and
Jeremy made sme
STUPID AND INSENSITIVE comments and
I can’t get why he’s being SUCH a bastard
no wonder Bi broke him…
he just thinks of himself and OMFG!!
feel like punching his arse-face NOOOOOW!!!!
Buh-bye I soothe my angr~~

Will you ever notice me...