Here's a story of a girl,
Living in the lonely world,
A hidden note, A secret crush,
A little boy who talks too much.

Well, I'm standing in the crowd,
And when you smile I check you out,
But you don't even know my name,
You're too busy playing games,

And I want you too know,
If you lose your way,
I won't let you go.

If I cut my hair,
If I change my clothes,
Will you notice me?

If I bite my lip,
If I say hello,
Will you notice me?


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Ugly Singaporean, 13 years, DHS,Current 1Grandisian prev. MBSian/6Integretian AND I LOVE YOU

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Lyrics of the song "Notice Me" by Zetta Bytes

Thursday, October 15, 2009
1:19 AM

A 16yr old virgin goes to confession.
"Father, I called a guy a son-of-a-bitch yesterday."
"why did u call him that?" the priest asked.
"Because, father, he touched me on my a without permission."
"Like dis?" the priest touches her arm.
"Yes father."
"But thats no reason to call him a SOAB!"
"But father, he touched my breasts."
"like this?" he touches her breasts.
"Yes father."
"That's STILL no reason to call him a SOAB!!"
"But then father he took off my clothes."
"Like this?" he takes off her clothes.
"Yes father."
"That's still no reason to call him a SOFB."
"But then Father, he put his TOOT into my TOOT."
"you mean like this?" he puts his TOOT into her TOOT."
"yes father" she says sometime later.
"but thats no reson to call him a SOFB."
"but father he has AIDS."
"SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!"

this guy comes home late, and to avoid a
scolding by his wife, he decides to
orally satisfy her. Going under the covers,
he does the deed. after that he goes
to the bathroom to wash off the
disgusting taste in the mouth.
He sees his wife sitting on the toilet bowl.
"HOW THE HELL DID U GET HERE B4 ME??"
the wife puts a finger to her lips, saying
"SHHHH... mother's spending the night
here! she's just right on our bed."
.......SHIT!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Will you ever notice me...

1:04 AM

Ok, this is really a fun day.
But I dun think it will be anymore
after my mum finds out that
I am sneak-using the com..
ON THE OTHER HAND
she is in JB..... Will i be lucky...
Today I totally FLUNKED
Geography la. I'm sosososososoooo dead.
and haiz today i also half-way sick AGAIN.
OH SHIATZ! I forgot that i
still got my heated-up lunch.
Its probably cold now shitshitshit!!
Aiya i later eat can liao
just dun let my mum noe.
Anws just discovered Jie's blog~~
damn funny HAHA.
all jokes like no posts liddat
but ISNT THAT THE FUN?
Okok, heres an excerpt.

This guy comes in to the doc.
"Doc you GOTTA help me!
Something terrible has happened!!"
The doc goes "Wads the prob?"
The guy says "Its kinda hard to say...
lemme show you..." and
he drops his pants and
theres this HUUUUUUGE dick
hanging down to his KNEES.
The doc goes "WTFH man when
did this happen???"
the guy starts crying.
"IT STARTED SHRINKING A WEEK AGO!!!"

U know wad?
I think i'm gna post some of Jie's
jokes in my blog cos its
REALLY REALLY SICK and DAMN FUNNY!!
the blue words will be the jokes ok??
Anws lets just leave that for awhile
then in my next post I'll post it ALL..

Anws there was this crazy unlce on the
158 bus today and he
started scolding us dhsians, EVRYONE OF US
called us dogs. Like wth.
AIYAH I cannot stand it
I MUST POST THE JOKES LA!!
tell u ppl the story nxts.
baibai~~
gd luck and jyjys for exams!!

Will you ever notice me...